Post ‘NUTS-gate’, it seems Danny Dyer’s career is running on fumes. He’s already done the football cock-ups DVD and there can’t be that many pantos where Buttons calls people ‘cants’ – at least since Jim Davidson upped shticks to the Middle East. So with Freerunner it seems he’s sustaining his career by cynically exploiting youth trends, like a whelk-eating succubus…or Madonna.

Freerunner appears to be set in the future – though there’s not a lot to confirm that, save for the fact Dyer is now grown up enough to play a ‘businessman’ – albeit one who’s accompanied by a large nipple (insert optional Tamar Hassan joke here), exploding necklaces and a video watch which enables him to threaten the ‘yoof’ from the comfort of his lock-up.

On the plus side it’s refreshing to see an action film with practical effects. And uh, yeah…anyway, here’s the Dyer-tastic trailer for Freerunner…

Catch some decent Danny Dyer films at LOVEFiLM. From The Business to The Football Factory you’re sure to find something you like. As well as DVD rental you can also watch film & TV online at, so check it out today.

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